THE OTHER TRUTH ABOUT NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE OTHER TRUTH ABOUT NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* This is an unofficial sequel to the The Truth About Neon Genesis Evangelion series, and has nothing to do with the others.*

SO ONE DAY I WAS WATCHING PATRIFIC RIMXXX AND THEN I THOUGHT OF EVANGELION, AND I PUT IT IN CEREAL, AND WHEN THE SHOW CAME ON, IT SHOWED EVA UNIT 666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN INSTEAD OF AN ANGEL COMING OUT, IT WAS SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN SHINJI HAD A HYPER REALISTIC FACE, AND THEN SKRILLEX CAME AND TOOK A SHIT ALL OVER MISATO, AND THEN GENDO CAME OUT AND SUCKED EVERYONE INTO HIS BUTT, AND THEN THE WHOLE THING EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER I TOOK THE DVD OUT, I WENT TO EAT MY CEREAL, AND THEN A GENDO POPPED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS A MESSAGE IN CEREAL SAYING YOURE NEXT! AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!