Yui Ikari Wii Yui

Yui Ikari Wii Yui

So one day I was unclogging the toilet, and I found a game called Yui Ikari Wii U and then I carefully, and also percicely placed it in my ipad, and when the game came on, it showed Godzilla farting on the Kool Aid Man, and then Yui came and blew everything up, but when I looked behind me, Yui was there  and shoved a grenade in my dickhole. The only remaining evidence left was a message spelt out in Godzilla turds saying: DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU and when they did, EVA Unit 01 was there and shat mouth turds on everyone.

Trivia
- This is the only Evangelion story without Gendo Ikari in it